6 Graphs That Prove Humanity Is Doomed

On September 12, 2013 by Tim Newman
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I’ve been running lazerhorse.org for a little while now, other than the lashings of fame and cash that it brings me, my favourite thing is the data. I know I sound like a right old...

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Kim Jong-un Has Ex Machine Gunned To Death

On September 11, 2013 by Tim Newman
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  UPDATE 18TH MAY 2014: Hyon Song-wol, after a year or so has been spotted being interviewed on the telly box in North Korea. It turns out she’s not dead at all! North...

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Bloke From Philippines Has Surgery To Look Like Superman

On September 9, 2013 by Tim Newman
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I mean, most people like Superman. You know, he can fly and shoot lazers out of his eyes and things. What’s not to like? But this chap from the Philippines has gone a...

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Info On Twerking PLUS Twerking Girl Catches On Fire Video

On September 8, 2013 by Tim Newman
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LATE UPDATE: It turns out I was had folks, some bloke called Jimmy Kimmel faked the video…. sorry for unknowingly misleading you all. The details about the origins of twerking still count though...

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Women Pirates: Sadie The Goat – New York’s Queen Of The Waterfront

On September 3, 2013 by Tim Newman
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Today’s lady pirate is Sadie Farrell, known affectionately as Sadie the Goat. She was a notorious and vicious gang leader in New York’s “bloody” 4th ward. She started her criminality on the shore...

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Worst Youtube Singing Tutorials Ever

On September 1, 2013 by Tim Newman

Having dinner with my family the other day, we found ourselves watching singing tutorials on Youtube, like you do. We were trying to explain falsetto singing to my sister-in-law, like you do. We came...

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Man Who Dumped Decapitated Deer Head In Tesco Freed

On August 31, 2013 by Tim Newman

Some of you with good memories for weird news may remember the mysterious incident of the decapitated deer head that was left at a Tesco checkout. The story was set in Saffron Walden...

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Idiotic Australian Gets Eaten By Crocodile

On August 30, 2013 by Tim Newman

Everyone who knows anything about Australian wildlife knows you should just stay well away from water. Whether it’s the sea or a river you face imminent injury if you go anywhere near it....

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Red Hot Nickel Ball Placed On World’s Largest Gummi Bear

On August 23, 2013 by Tim Newman

Bit of an odd title I hear you say? Correct. There’s a Youtube channel called carsandwater and it features some guy heating up a ball of nickel until it’s red hot, then putting...

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VIDEO: 550 Tonne Russian Military Hovercraft Disturbs Sunbathers

On August 22, 2013 by Tim Newman

Firstly: thank you, Russia for your constant stream of military surprises. You never disappoint. I genuinely appreciate it. Today’s military surprise comes in the form of a 60 metre long, 500+ tonne military...

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