What Does Sochi Look Like After The Olympic Games?

On March 22, 2014 by Tim Newman
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… to answer the question in the title in one word: quiet. I found this bunch of photos taken from Sochi after the circus has left town. I’m not sure what the plan...

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God Re-descends On Same-Sex Marriage With 100 Mph Winds

On February 18, 2014 by Danielle Nightingale
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Reports came in today that God remains unhappy with the unchanged laws on same-sex marriages, sending a torrent of 100 mph winds towards the UK in a display of retribution. Experts from the...

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The Mexican Island Of Dolls – La isla de la Muñecas

On February 2, 2014 by Tim Newman
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If someone had knocked this place together as the set for a horror film you would have told them they’d gone too far and all sense of realism had gone. I mean who...

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Bloke Who Left Deer Head In Tesco Goes On Axe Rampage

On February 1, 2014 by Tim Newman
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Some of you who’ve been watching closely over the last few months may have noticed a story come out about a mysterious man who left a decapitated deer’s head in a Tesco in...

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Brighton, UK – Twenty-something, middle class male finds news

On January 29, 2014 by Danielle Nightingale
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Reports have surfaced from late last night and first thing this morning of a twenty-something male from affluent parentage discovering the news.  A local official said “this is just another yuppie kid with...

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Worst Idea Ever? Wetherspoons Opens Motorway Boozer

On January 21, 2014 by Tim Newman
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Nothing goes hand in hand worse than booze and driving. Everyone knows that, even idiots. So at 9:00am this morning, when the first ever motorway pub opened it was met with an all...

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Trisha Tells A Racist He’s 14% African On Live TV

On January 16, 2014 by Tim Newman
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Craig Paul Cobb is a neo-Nazi who tried to take over the sleepy town of Leith, North Dakota in 2013. Cobb is a man who believes that whites should stay white and that other races are...

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BNP Cookery Show: Nick Griffin’s Beef Stew

On January 9, 2014 by Tim Newman
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Yup, this actually happened. It’s not a joke, well it is a joke, but not on purpose. Nick Griffin, after receiving complaints that people didn’t have enough to eat, decided to show the...

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VIDEOS: 3D Levitation Using Sound Waves

On January 5, 2014 by Tim Newman
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When I started watching this video I had to check that it wasn’t April 1st, and it isn’t. So I guess this is real. Some clever chaps and chapesses at Tokyo University are...

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Kanzi The Bonobo Builds Fire & Cooks

On December 26, 2013 by Tim Newman
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According to evolution our nearest cousins are the chimpanzees. This doesn’t mean we evolved from them, it means that we had a shared ancestor. Somewhere in the mists of time we have a the...

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