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Beyoncé = Illuminati (FACT)

On February 9, 2014 by Tim Newman

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It’s been a while since I ousted a hideous member of the glittering pop elite as an Illuminati wench. So here I am back in the saddle amusing myself with the ridiculous. The...

Wind Instrument Madness #2: Decapitated – Spheres of Madness (Clarinet Cover)

On January 10, 2014 by Tim Newman

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Have you ever wondered what Decapitated – “Spheres of Madness” would sound like on the clarinet? I’m sure you have, it’s one of those great unanswered questions of the universe. Well, wonder no...

Wind Instrument Madness #1 – TNGHT Higher Ground “Flute Drop” version

On January 9, 2014 by Tim Newman

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This new years eve for me was relatively pain free. Generally it’s a time of year I dread: I’m normally spooled unrelentingly into social discourse for many painful hours. This year, dare I say...

VIDEOS: 3D Levitation Using Sound Waves

On January 5, 2014 by Tim Newman

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When I started watching this video I had to check that it wasn’t April 1st, and it isn’t. So I guess this is real. Some clever chaps and chapesses at Tokyo University are...

Central African Republic – Another Troubled Nation

On November 3, 2013 by Tim Newman

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The Central African Republic (CAR) is a landlocked country in Africa with a population of around 4.4 million. It is the 45th biggest country in the world, about the same sort of size...

Sea Bastard New Album: Scabrous (REVIEW)

On November 2, 2013 by Tim Newman

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I hate reviewing albums and gigs. I mean who cares what I think or say about music? No one, that’s who. My opinion is no more valid than anyone else’s, if anything my...

Amy Winehouse: Illuminati Murder And The 27 Club

On October 27, 2013 by Tim Newman

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Amy Winehouse was another troubled youth who got too big too fast, got in with the wrong crowd, took the wrong substances way too often and died too young. I think most people around the...

IKEA OR DEATH

On October 10, 2013 by Tim Newman

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Here’s a lovely game to play with your kids. You’ll like this. Follow the link below, all you have to do is guess whether the name you’re presented with is the name of...

Awful Singing Reminds Me Why I Love The Internet

On October 4, 2013 by Tim Newman

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Yesterday I decided to write an article on tone deafness, or congenital amusia, then in the end I couldn’t be bothered to write it because there wasn’t much exciting stuff about it and/or...

Bunch Of Kids Play 46 and 2 by Tool & Totally Nail It

On September 27, 2013 by Tim Newman

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If you’re going to teach a bunch of kids a song, Tool isn’t where you would start. They’ve got weird syncopated beats and compound time signatures. I’ve been playing music for years and...

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