Sexy Swimwear Edition (Click Bait)

My website stats are atrocious. I just can’t understand why hoards of people aren’t clicking on my recent and accessible posts about medieval Persian clothes or German WWII prototype aircraft? I mean, who wouldn’t want to click on those? Talk about click bait. There’s not even been a whiff of interest in my article about onions or the Mongolian President either? What’s going on?

I suppose I will have to come to terms with the fact that some of my interests aren’t necessarily aligned with the rest of the world’s. So be it.

In a desperate move to kick-start my click-through rate I’m sinking lower than I ever thought possible. In order to become a super successful, ultra-powerful webmaster of the universe, raking in more than 80p per day, I have resorted to the kind of article I always swore I would avoid. I’m going for the money shot, it’s time to call in the flesh brigade.

There’s one thing that never fails to draw clicks from all males (and many females) – pictures of the fairer sex. Attractive women in bathing costumes never fail. Everyone loves looking at them. It’s too easy, it’s kind of cheating really, but when you’re having a slow day on the old stats it’s time to bring out the big guns.

Ladies and especially gentlemen, here are some Islam-friendly, hijab based, Turkish style swimming outfits to get your juices flowing. Be sure to share, this is a guaranteed viral…