Badly Thought Through LinkedIn Profile Pics

LinkedIn is horrible, it reminds me of work. I’m not enjoying writing this. So I’ll make it brief. I found a bunch of LinkedIn profile pictures that made me either squeal with delight or horror so thought I’d pass them on. If they were Facebook profile pics it wouldn’t be so funny, but these people are apparently touting for business, so it makes them a bit more special.

I’ve got a LinkedIn account myself but I’m not too sure why? No good seems to have come from it and I see no hope that it ever will. LinkedIn feels like it’s just a swarm of jazzy professional business plums either jazzing each other off or pouting for likes. I don’t know, I guess I’m not the demographic… Here you go:

Cheating… this was defo not taken recently…

Profesh?:

This guys said this about himself:

CEO & Chief Excitement Officer! at Ways of Work and Wellbeing (WoWW!).

Plum

The next lady claims she’s this:

Creator Of Visions / Professional Speaker / Certified Laughter Yoga Leader / Therapeutic Clown.

I know this sounds dark, and I feel bad for saying it, please don’t hate me… but I bet she ends up killing herself.

Business first, flowers later lady…

“Independent Entertainment Professional”:

IT (Obvs):

There is such a thing as too much confidence. You’re not friggin’ James Bond mate…

I bet he’s a pirate in his spare time… or maybe he’s a professional pirate?

Books

Now, this next one didn’t make me laugh. It made me want to be his friend. You know for a fact he has some stories to tell…

THOUGHTFUL #1

THOUGHTFUL #2

Send me a link to your LinkedIn account so I can laugh at you too please.