You might argue that this website you’re reading now is completely useless, I would be inclined to agree. So please don’t imagine that I’m on my high horse here. The internet is often a palace of wonder and knowledge, but more often it’s a den of iniquity and/or oddities.
Here are a few sites that are pointless for pointless’ sake. And I applaud them for that.
GO!:
If you’re feeling grouchy and want to wack your partner/boss/family member/dog in the face with a wet fish but don’t have enough money to buy a fish or the guts to actually go through with it:
Here’s one that works whether you’re feeling happy OR sad:
Are you a budding musician that gets confused by the sheer number of buttons on a keyboard? Do you yearn to be a guitarist but fear the insufferably large number of variations of finger positions? Well here’s where to start. Get your volume up guys and gals:
Wanna play a game without actually doing anything?:
Are you down with a bit of French humour?:
Dog lover?:
Dot lover?:
This one is very simple, but I’m not sure how effective it is:
I pretty much got hypnotised for 10 minutes staring into this madness:
We’ll end with some enchanting celebratory celebrity terror: