Back To School Booze Aisle In Tesco

Thanks Tesco. You are almost as useful to me as a source of articles as Japan or Russia.

This time they’ve been caught half way through repurposing an aisle. A back to school promo hovers above a wall of spirits.

The thought of going back to school actually makes me want to drink to be honest. The idea of sitting still and quiet for the whole day, then playing sports in shorts, then cycling home in the dark fills me with terror. Not that I hated school all of the time, just most of it. I’ve been watching that Educating Yorkshire thing on the telly recently, and I love it, but I would never want to go back. Not as teacher or pupil. Kids are idiots.

Maybe the booze aisle is to help the parents celebrate the extra time they will now have in the absence of their tiny, filthy monsters? That kind of makes sense.

If you’ve missed other excellent Tesco madness you can read about a decapitated deer head left in an aisle in the Saffron Walden branch here, or you can read about the eventual capture of the deer head perpetrator. If you’re into colouring books you can read about Tesco’s horror based colouring books here.

Thanks Tesco.