Is there a better way to spend some free time than perusing YouTube’s mighty collection of animal mating calls? I don’t think so. Here’s what I found :
There you go. Did you enjoy that? Yeah, me too. I guess the weirdest animal mating noise on the whole of god’s green earth is that of the human. If you head down most high streets of Britain on a Friday or Saturday night you’ll hear the spine chilling and moronic gurgle of the drunkard. Amazingly, it appears to be working if you look at our terrifying population explosion. From Southend to Skye and from Exeter to Northumbria, humans are all idiots. Including me of course.