Fantastic, terrifying, disturbing, genius. Someone somewhere thought that getting these things permanently tattooed on themselves was a great idea. I’m very glad that they thought it was a good idea and shared their shame with the www; I hope you will enjoy their faux pas too.
In case you didn’t realise, tattoos are actually permanent, I’m not sure that the following candidates knew that before embarking on the procedure. Surely they wouldn’t have gone through with these monstrosities had they known they don’t rinse off in warm water?:
Comments: Cats! Bewildering yet nicely symmetrical.
Regret factor: 6
Comments: Pleasing contrast between cute hamster and dismembered finger.
Regret factor: 7
Comments: Run-of-the-mill angel wings with brilliantly accidental phallus.
Regret factor: 8
Comments: A fish, with legs, wearing fishnet tights and having a really nice time.
Regret factor: 7
Comments: If you say something often enough, maybe someone somewhere will eventually believe you.
Regret factor: 8
Comments: Alarming and really badly drawn.
Regret factor: 8
Comments: Dickhead.
Regret factor: 9
Comments: Phallic, bewildering, confusing.
Regret factor: 6
Comments: Terrifying. Is it Fred West?
Regret factor: 7
Comments: An owl with boobs, what’s not to love?
Regret factor: 9