List Of Things The Daily Mail Says Will Give You Cancer

TheDaily Mail — scourge of middle England — tirelessly dedicated to misrepresenting science and  scaremongering. After all, fear makes money.

Below is a list of all of the things that the Daily Mail have claimed cause cancer. Similar lists have been posted by others, but I think it’s worth sharing again. And I’ll add to it regularly as I the Daily Mail continues its deluge.

If you followed this list to the letter you would be very hungry and bored.

It’s worth noting that some of these entries are backed up by scientific fact, albeit more measured. It’s just a shame that the vast majority are fear-stoking exaggerations and lies.

(Last updated 19th April, 2024)

• AGE
• AIR POLLUTION
• AIR TRAVEL
• ALCOHOL
• ALLERGIES
• ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS
• ARTIFICIAL LIGHT
• ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
• ASBESTOS
• ASPIRI
• BABIES
• BABY BOTTLES
• BABY FOOD
• BACON
• BAD BACK
• BAD BREATH
• BARBEQUES
• BEEF
• BEER
• BEING A BLACK PERSON
• BEING A BLACK PERSON AGAIN
• BEING A WOMAN
• BEING A MAN
• BEING SOUTHERN
• BEING TALL
• BISCUITS
• BLOWJOBS
• BOTTLED WATER
• BOTTLING UP EMOTIONS
• BRAS
• BREAD
• BREAKFAST CEREAL
• NOT BREAST FEEDING
• BREAST IMPLANTS
• BREATHING
• BROKEN HEARTS
• BUBBLE BATH
• BURGERS
• CAFFINE
• CALCUIM
• CANCER TREATMENT
• CANDLE-LIT DINNERS
• CANNED FOOD
• CARBOHYDRATES
• CARS
• CELL PHONES
• CEREAL
• CHEESE
• CHICKEN
• CHILDLESSNESS
• CHILDREN
• CHILDREN’S FOOD
• CHILLIS
• CHINESE MEDICINE
• CHIPS
• CHIPS AGAIN
• CHLORINE
• CHOCOLATE
• CHOCOLATE BISCUITS
• CITY LIVING
• CLIMATE CHANGE
• COCA COLA
• COD LIVER OIL
• COFFEE
• CONSTAPATION
• CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS
• COOKING
• CORDLESS PHONES
• CRAYONS
• CRISPS
• CURRY
• DEODRANT
• DIETING
• DOGS
• E-CIGARETTES
• EGGS
• ELECTRICITY
• ENGLISH BREAKFAST
• FACEBOOK
• FACE WASH
• FALSE NAILS
• FASTER AGING
• FATHERHOOD
• FIBRE (TOO MUCH)
• FIBRE (NOT ENOUGH)
• FISH
• FLIP FLOPS
• FLY SPRAY
• FRUIT
• GARDENS
• GOING TO MARS
• GRAPEFRUIT
• GRILLED MEATS
• HAIR DYE
• HAM
• HAND SANITISER
• HEIGHT
• HEIGHT (AGAIN)
• HONEY
• HOT DRINKS
• HRT
• INTERNET
• IVF
• KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS
• LAMB
• LARGE HEADS
• LEFT-HANDEDNESS
• LIPSTICK
• LIVER TRANSPLANTS
• MENOPAUSE
• MENSTRUATION
• METAL
• MILK
• MOBILE PHONES
• MOBILE PHONES AGAIN
• MODERN LIVING
• MONEY
• MORPHINE
• MOUTHWASH
• NUCLEAR POWER
• OBESITY
• OBESITY AGAIN (I THINK THEY HAVE A POINT ON THIS ONE – FINALLY)
• OESTROGEN
• OLDER FATHERs
• PASTRY
• PEANUTS (AND GRAINS)
• PEANUT BUTTER
• PERFUME
• PICKLES
• PIZZA
• PLASTIC BAGS
• PORK
• POTATOES
• POVERTY
• PREGNANCY
• PROCESSED FOODS
• PROCESSED MEAT
• RADIOACTIVITY
• RED MEAT
• RICE
• SAUSAGES
• RETIREMENT
• SEX
• SHAVING
• SKIING
• SOUP
• SPACE TRAVEL
• SPOTS ON YOUR NOSE
• SPRAY-ON SUNBLOCK
• STRESS
• SUGAR
• SUN CREAM
• TALCUM POWDER
• TAPEWORMS
• TEA
• TEEN SEX
• TOXIC METALS
• VAPING
• VIETNAM WAR
• VITAMINS
• VITAMIN E
• WATER
• WEED KILLER
• WI-FI 
• WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE
• WORKING
• X-RAYS

To make this list fair, here is a list of things The Daily Fail says will cure cancer:

• BEING BLESSED BY THE POPE
• SLEEPING AROUND
• CANNABIS OIL

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